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> Kawaii Seoul's Guide to NOT Killing Yourself!
Kawaii Seoul
 Posted: Jul 24 2014, 11:57 PM
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Suicide is bad for a multitude of reasons.

1. It makes people sad
2. It makes people lose money
3. It hurts
4. Onii-chan!
5. Stop it~

Please don't do it. But if you are considering it, then this guide is for you!

It is important to feel good to prevent yourself from dying to suicide. Thus, a healthy social life, love life, and career life can be vital to your survival. While not necessarily a deal breaker, money helps prevent self murder as well, in that with it you can afford the necessities to suicide prevention. Good food, good rest, a comfortable home and being around people who don't make you want to kill yourself are important for your survival, so prioritize that.

A common misconception is that sex, because it feels good, will help prevent suicide. This is actually not true in the literal sense; loving sexual relations will indeed help, but otherwise if you are too loose with yourself, you may be racked by guilt, low self esteem, and generally negative self impression which may in fact heighten the chances of you getting killed by suicide.

Make sure to be a happy person, because happy people don't kill themselves unless they're clowns or Islamic terrorists.

Thus concludes part 1 of Kawaii Seoul's Guide to NOT Killing Yourself!

Follow this guide and I guarantee you your chance of not being threatened by yourself will increase by at least 1%!

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 12:12 AM
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Umm good guide? It will help people?

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 12:14 AM
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QUOTE (Shamison @ Jul 24 2014, 10:12 PM)
Umm good guide? It will help people?


Ya das wat im hoping 4

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 12:15 AM
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I think this guide gave me lancer.

oh wait I mean cancer!

Sorry I make that mistake a lot.

Wow, this is actually kinda mean.

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 12:19 AM
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Although I think one guide will help everyone it would be different depending on the person right?

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 12:31 AM
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Won't help happy, Islamic clowns tho!

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 03:36 AM
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QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 24 2014, 10:15 PM)
I think this guide gave me lancer.

oh wait I mean cancer!

Sorry I make that mistake a lot.

Wow, this is actually kinda mean.


Wow you're a horrible person

I kind of wish you didn't read my guide now :<

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 03:58 AM
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QUOTE (Kawaii Seoul @ Jul 25 2014, 03:36 AM)
QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 24 2014, 10:15 PM)
I think this guide gave me lancer.

oh wait I mean cancer!

Sorry I make that mistake a lot.

Wow, this is actually kinda mean.


Wow you're a horrible person

I kind of wish you didn't read my guide now :<


Come on, it's a legitimate mistake. All you gotta do is bend the "l" till is becomes a "c" and then BOOM! You got TB.

wait...

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 04:54 AM
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QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 25 2014, 01:58 AM)
QUOTE (Kawaii Seoul @ Jul 25 2014, 03:36 AM)
QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 24 2014, 10:15 PM)
I think this guide gave me lancer.

oh wait I mean cancer!

Sorry I make that mistake a lot.

Wow, this is actually kinda mean.


Wow you're a horrible person

I kind of wish you didn't read my guide now :<


Come on, it's a legitimate mistake. All you gotta do is bend the "l" till is becomes a "c" and then BOOM! You got TB.

wait...


死んでください~

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 05:33 AM
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QUOTE (Kawaii Seoul @ Jul 25 2014, 04:54 AM)
QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 25 2014, 01:58 AM)
QUOTE (Kawaii Seoul @ Jul 25 2014, 03:36 AM)
QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 24 2014, 10:15 PM)
I think this guide gave me lancer.

oh wait I mean cancer!

Sorry I make that mistake a lot.

Wow, this is actually kinda mean.


Wow you're a horrible person

I kind of wish you didn't read my guide now :<


Come on, it's a legitimate mistake. All you gotta do is bend the "l" till is becomes a "c" and then BOOM! You got TB.

wait...


死んでください~


I probably will sometime soon seeing as how I have lancer, cancer, and tuberculosis.

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Kawaii Seoul
 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 05:58 AM
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QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 25 2014, 03:33 AM)
QUOTE (Kawaii Seoul @ Jul 25 2014, 04:54 AM)
QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 25 2014, 01:58 AM)
QUOTE (Kawaii Seoul @ Jul 25 2014, 03:36 AM)
QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 24 2014, 10:15 PM)
I think this guide gave me lancer.

oh wait I mean cancer!

Sorry I make that mistake a lot.

Wow, this is actually kinda mean.


Wow you're a horrible person

I kind of wish you didn't read my guide now :<


Come on, it's a legitimate mistake. All you gotta do is bend the "l" till is becomes a "c" and then BOOM! You got TB.

wait...


死んでください~


I probably will sometime soon seeing as how I have lancer, cancer, and tuberculosis.


You're a horrible human being

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 06:46 AM
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QUOTE (Kawaii Seoul @ Jul 25 2014, 05:58 AM)
QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 25 2014, 03:33 AM)
QUOTE (Kawaii Seoul @ Jul 25 2014, 04:54 AM)
QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 25 2014, 01:58 AM)
QUOTE (Kawaii Seoul @ Jul 25 2014, 03:36 AM)
QUOTE (Cero @ Jul 24 2014, 10:15 PM)
I think this guide gave me lancer.

oh wait I mean cancer!

Sorry I make that mistake a lot.

Wow, this is actually kinda mean.


Wow you're a horrible person

I kind of wish you didn't read my guide now :<


Come on, it's a legitimate mistake. All you gotta do is bend the "l" till is becomes a "c" and then BOOM! You got TB.

wait...


死んでください~


I probably will sometime soon seeing as how I have lancer, cancer, and tuberculosis.


You're a horrible human being


Love you too, bro~

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 10:28 AM
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Since you all obviously can't read, here...
QUOTE (Kawaii Seoul @ Jul 24 2014, 09:57 PM)


Make sure to be a happy person, because happy people don't kill themselves unless they're clowns or Islamic terrorists.

All I did was combine the two, which somehow was insensitive? Lancer posted the same thing!

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 10:40 AM
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Is this turning racist?
I thought I was the racist one

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 Posted: Jul 25 2014, 11:07 AM
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Alright guys, cut the spam, let Lancer write his work in peace, no more thread derailment pls

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