So. Yes. New member. I am new here. This is a little bit awkward. Hmm, well, for starters, I am NOT an assassin that's posing as a member on this forum so I can kill everybody here later, and I certainly did NOT take around 30 minutes thinking about what to say so I don't look like a random loser. No, that's just silly.
1.) I'm new
2.) I'm not an assassin
3.) I won't kill you all
You can ask questions if you want, but just know that I will judge you as a stalker for the rest of my life.