There they stood/sat multiple people wondering if they would ever be let out of their prison cells. In a room where the room smelled like watery basement, with the smell of rat shit instead of clean laundry. Everyone sat, some not aware of where they were or how they got there. Some not aware of how long they have been waiting... But one thing for all of them was sure; they were getting tired of waiting.
Outside everyones cells, just with view there was a large stone door that was shut tight. Vines were growing on the wall surrounding the door. At that moment, that door slowly opened revealing a figure. At that moment a man walked in standing at about 5' 10" with brunette hair and blue eyes. He was wearing a green vest and a blue cape with black pants. He snapped his fingers and everyone's cell doors opened. He spoke in a loud voice, somewhat fast passed.
"All right everyone here's the drill! You've been waiting for a while, and it's finally here! I'm your abuser, but I'm also your guide! I'm going to help you venture through this dungeon, but here's the catch if I don't like you or you look like a prick I'm going to give you a hard time. Essentially I am both your best friend and your worst enemy. If there are no questions I would have you all follow me, or you can sit here and rot, it's your choice."
14 listened. It had awoken a little time ago, in a room without exits. It had tried to find somewhere it could possibly slip out from, but the room was perfectly sealed. It wasn't sure how it had ended up inside either, and then began to worry if it was back in that place. After an unknown amount of time, the door opened, and someone stood in the area outside. 14, curious, listened to what this man had to say. While it was clear this wasn't the lab from the past, he'd found a way to capture and seal him. It flowed towards the man, keeping some distance.
Herrik, who was sitting against one of the viny walls, studying in his diaryjournal trying to figure out how he got here, closed his personal diarylogbook and stood up. He stashed his diaryjournal away in the place all armored men keep their personal belongings, closed his eyes and sighed. 'if I don't like you or you look like a prick I'm going to give you a hard time' Eh? That can't be good. The bearded young man thought, remembering he was wearing ornate heavy armour. But his curiosity was stronger than his fear. "Excuse me milord, I believe that I may speak on the behalf of everyone here, but might I inquire as to why you have us all here and for what you have planned for us? Or shall we simply have to be contented by waiting some more?" He asked somewhat sarcastically his captor, anticipating what the probable answer will be because he was not naive and was verily aware of his current situation.
Captor or not, he has no right in keeping any of us here as prisoners or his 'playthings' that I fear we shall become shortly. He studied the caped man more. But, we are his prisoners after all, and chances are he could kill us without us being able to resist.
Ooc: Would we have our weapons on our character, if our character were to own weapons?
Jimmy was sitting quietly in his room channeling some beams quietly whispering "Ha" Then he was told to follow someone so he did.
HONESTLY. BICHES THINKING THEY CAN STAND TO QUEEN LYN OF DA LORCA "Why don't you OBS like a normal f@ggot, f@ggot?" -Vren 2014
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[11:05:18 PM] Jacob Kost: Jimmy no one said you could say shit [11:05:23 PM] 狂気: Shit. [11:04 PM] Chill Penguin the nub of all nubs: badass over here [11:05:40 PM] Jacob Kost: fucking rebellious punk bitch [11:05:45 PM] 狂気: 狂気 whut nao?
[9:28:40 PM] 狂気: If my dad saw this (Which he won't) How the fuck could this be explained? [9:28:45 PM] Molly Renata: XD [9:29:28 PM] 狂気: And there are midgets left and right.. [9:29:41 PM] 狂気: a woman having sex with a dude in a bear costume. [9:29:42 PM] Ryan Ristau: That's Russia
[4/7/2013 6:55:50 PM] Molly Renata: AWESOME MIA PICTURE [4/7/2013 6:56:09 PM] Chill Penguin the nub of all nubs: lol [4/7/2013 6:56:21 PM] Chill Penguin the nub of all nubs: (I wish I remembered where I got it) [4/7/2013 6:56 PM] Chill Penguin the nub of all nubs: oh yeah, the INTERNET [4/7/2013 6:56 PM] 狂気: That's a nice pic you got there. It'd be a shame if it were to be changed... [4/7/2013 6:56 PM] Molly Renata: XD [4/7/2013 6:56:40 PM] *** 狂気 has changed the conversation picture. *** [4/7/2013 6:56:43 PM] Jacob Kost: jimmy i swear to- [4/7/2013 6:56:52 PM] Jacob Kost: God dammit [4/7/2013 6:56:54 PM] 狂気: XDDDD
Dess:YEAAA NIGGUH I GAVE UP ALREADY BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT I GIVE UP
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his many Disney movies. Except one.
HE'S NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP"
[12:52:14 AM] Chill Penguin the nub of all nubs: teachers put letters in math? Jimbo puts numbers in words. #no_fucks_given
[5:58:44 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: OH LAWD NO [5:59:26 PM] Robbel: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! [5:599 PM] Pix's slave: GET BACK IN THE CAGE [5:599 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: FUCK YOU ROB, STAY OUT OF MY ROOOOOM! [5:59:46 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH throws pillow at rob [5:59:48 PM] Robbel: NO [5:59:52 PM] Robbel: I LIKE IT IN HERE [5:59:57 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: UGH FINE. [6:00:02 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: QUIT STEALING MY BREAD!. [6:00:06 PM] Robbel: NO [6:00:06 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: LIKE WHO DOES THAT!? [6:00:09 PM] Robbel: I LIKE BREAD [6:00:16 PM] Pix's slave: an jam? [6:00:18 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: BUT THERE IS SOME IN THE CUPBOARD [6:004 PM] Robbel: YOURS IS EASIER TO SNATCH [6:00:47 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: UGH FINE I HAVE TO GO GET MORE BREAD APPARENTLY. [6:00:53 PM] Robbel: NO [6:01:01 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: WAI NAWT [6:01:02 PM] Robbel: WHO SAID YOU CAN EAT?! [6:01:07 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: WHO SAID YOU CAN EAT!? [6:01:12 PM] Robbel: I DID. [6:01:16 PM] Pix's slave: and i [6:01:26 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2012.../6/67/Bread.jpg STOP ME NOW [6:02:03 PM] Robbel: DONE https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q..._5Uu2EKbvmqtRZP [6:02:13 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: WHAT. [6:02:16 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: THE. [6:02:17 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: FACK. [6:02:26 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: YOU RAN OVER MY BREAD [6:026 PM] Robbel: OF COURSE [6:028 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: AND LEFT IT THERE. [6:02:41 PM] Robbel: YES [6:02:44 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: AND YOU'RE STILL IN MY ROOM [6:02:50 PM] Robbel: FOR POOR PEOPLE [6:02:55 PM] Robbel: I LIKE IT HERE [6:03:06 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: THE ONLY POOR PERSON THERE IS THAT GUY WITH A TRENCH COAT [6:03:15 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: Oh wait he's just ugly [6:03:17 PM] Robbel: HE MY FRIEND [6:03:23 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: THAT EXPLAINS IT [6:031 PM] Robbel: HIS NAME IS MISTER UGLYGUY [6:036 PM] THE ASIAN TRUTH A.K.A JIMMEEEHHH: OH YEAH. [6:03:53 PM] Robbel: YEAH
*EPIC MUSIC PLAYING* MARMITE, MARMITE, MARMITE
WHO ARE YOU? - King Arthur
WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY marmite!
OH NO, NOT THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY marmite! - King Rob
WHO ARE THEY? - Sir Jimnub
WE ARE THE KEEPERS OF THE SACRED WORDS "marmite" "escamoles" and "balut".
THOSE WHO HEAR THEM SELDOM LIVED TO TELL THE TALE - King Rob
THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY marmite DEMAND A SACRIFICE
KNIGHTS OF marmite, WE ARE BUT SIMPLE TRAVELERS WHOM SEEK THE ENCHANTER WHO LIFES BEYOND THESE WOODS. - King Rob
MARMITE, MARMITE, MARMITE
WE SHALL SAY marmite AGAIN TO YOU, IF YOU DO NOT APPEASE US
WELL, WHAT IS IT YOU WANT? - King Rob
WE WANT... A bread!
A WHAT?! - King Rob
MARMITE, MARMITE, MARMITE, MARMITE
AH, AUGH, UH, PLEASE, PLEASE NO MORE - King Rob
WE WILL FIND YOU A bread - King Rob
YOU MUST RETURN HERE WITH A bread, OR ELSE YOU WILL NEVER PASS TROUGH THESE WOODS... ALIVE
OH KNIGHTS OF marmite, YOU ARE JUST AND FAIR, AND WE WILL RETURN WITH A bread - King Rob
ONE THAT LOOKS TASTY
OF COURSE - King Rob
AND NOT TO EXPENSIVE
YES - King Rob
[14:05 AM] Pix's slave: serena bitch sounds like a porn name [14:19 AM] The super Jimmij: And you would know how [142 AM] Pix's slave: It's my one. [147 AM] Pix's slave: *lynched* [147 AM] The super Jimmij: WELL THEN [14:42 AM] Pix's slave: lol [14:46 AM] The super Jimmij: THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR UM... LIFE. [14:56 AM] Pix's slave: AHAHAHAH
"If I press the red button is that good or bad" ~Famous last words of some guy in a chamber of spikes
[6:07:50 PM] Kiroshima: oh god it's jimmy, run for the hills!
Nih's spriting level in case you were curious:
[11:50:22 AM] The super Jimmij: VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT NIH'S SPRITING LEVEL [11:50:27 AM] Keegs\: dont [11:50:28 AM] Keegs\: please [11:50: 34 AM] Keegs\: its 2014
so, the heretic has returned... what does he have planned... Ire walks forward, and says to the man, "well... I do hope there are no hard feelings... holding a grudge would not befit someone of your position!" he lies...
Miss Chief decided the place smelled too bad for her liking, and the liking of others. She remembered that she brought her special modified brand of God tier Febreeze and kept it in her garb, so she reached up her leg in everyone's plain sight, revealed her panties, and took the Febreeze spray from her thigh and proceeded to spray the room.
"Sorry sir, the place smelled very bad, and I for some reason thought it my divine duty to make it smell less bad. I hope you don't mind," I speak to the man who claimed to be my guide. "So, where will you take us? Hopefully it's a place a little more hygienic than this one, although if not I'll do my part to make things more clean and lively," I say with a smile.
this stopped Ire in his tracks. that voice! its...
He turns to miss chief, "Oh, thank your glory, you haven't forsaken me!" he says ecstatically... "I thought your presence all but devoid, but here you are! Oh Della, I your devoted will follow you to the ends of the earth!" He bows to her in prayer.
Zander sat upright. What's going on? Wasn't I just in bed? Where am I? The questions raced through Zander's head faster than he could answer them. I need to take a deep breath to calm down. As he inhaled, the door opened and a man walked into the room and began to go off about what sounded like a game.
He pulled himself up as he listened to the man speak. Friend or foe? Well that just adds to my list of questions. The boy looked around the room to see the others and heard as they all began to interrogate the man. SOme of them seemed normal, but there were a few odd ones in the group. He waited until a few of them stopped. "Why are-" He began to ask before he was cut off by the lady in the silk robes. She probably didn't hear me. I'll just let them ask all the questions. He started to stare at the lady who interrupted him, not really noticing anything odd about her at first glance. He then watched as she pulled her garb up, and glanced away in embarrassment when he saw her panties.
I'm not sure if I can entirely trust this lot, but I feel I might just get in the way if I do or say anything. I hope these guys can get me back home. Until then, I should probably go back to my usual routine. On that thought, Zander stepped back and immediately went behind the closest person.
" I see some of you are quite eccentric, I feel like this is a pretty good crop of candidates. Some of you might have all of your belongings on you already, but for those of you who might be missing a weapon, item or personal belonging it is probably in that treasure chest in there. There are also several other items that belong to no one in there, you are free to talk whatever you like."
"Oh yeah and one more thing, I don't feel like giving out a name so anyone who wants to get my attention can call me caped admin. But I can't think of anything else I want to tell you, so when you're ready you can follow me to the next room."
The next room was much larger and was shaped like a forest, but the grass was really moist and stepping on it made your feet sink down a little. There are a lot of flowers and trees in this room and it looked like there might be some animals but none within' plain view. What wasn't in plain view was the next door the captives had to travel through, it looked like this room went on for quite a while, in fact for obvious reasons it shouldn't be called a room at all. There was a small body of water that made a stream, it looked like it might be a safe path to follow. It smelled better than it did in the room without the febreeze, but It also smelled like there was some type of contamination in the air. Like there was something evil in the next room. If you looked up you couldn't see anything besides trees, some trees were only several feet tall while others looked like they were 1000 feet tall. Either way the Giant would have had to duck his head to avoid hitting some of the trees.
Suddenly, I had a brilliant idea. "Hey guys, wanna start a forest fire?!!" I asked the group with unnatural excitement. "There don't seem to be any animals here, and even if they were, if they can't survive the fire then too bad, Darwin says they don't deserve to reproduce!" I laughed exuberantly. Little to their knowledge, I already lit a match as I was giving my speech. Now, to nonchalantly drop it and pretend it wasn't my doing...
"Aww you dont want to see my disco skills?" John replied with a sad tone. He walked over to the lady with the match. "Hey Hey Hey! I see you have a match, can I borrow that for my cigar?" He said as he pulled a cigar out of his chest hair.
Once Herrik had retrieved his weapons, a broadsword, a spear and a javelin, he quickly jogged to join the group once more, barely catching the conversation unfolding and wanting to add nothing to it. What an odd bunch that man captured. He spied the 'capped admin'. I wonder why he's so excited, but, now that I think of it, I might not wan't to know. The knight, keeping his grimly thoughts to himself kept walking, hand on his sword.
He glanced at the balding man. Oh to hell with it all, I might need to depend on these folk for my life anyhow. "Say, what exactly is this 'disco' you speak of?" the man from a different age asked to the balding man. Truthfully he was afraid what the answer would be.
"I..." Herrik stated, at a lost for words. "Per-perhaps, at a later date?" He finally managed to say. Although he found the rhythms pleasant enough, he did not want any distractions that dull his senses at the moment.